Broken Hearts and Burgers
from The Muggle Spell Theory by The Muggle Spell Theory
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I'm on my upteenth re-read of the books again
Or at least to me it sort of feels that way
Now I'm starting to get things confused again
I think that maybe I oughta take a break
Now which book did Hermione hook up with Snape in?
Or was it with George and Lee Jordan?
I think it was right after Harry decided to
Turn into a phoenix and a jillion other animals
I'm reading too much fan fiction
Didn't these authors ever learn about diction?
And if they reference the Internet one more time again
I'm gonna have to put 'em into serious traction
I'mma punch the next author right in the throat
Who hooks Ginny up with that jackass Malfoy
One idiot even had them piloting a boat
'Cause of course that's what all Hogwarts grads do!
Sirius is dead my friends, and he ain't coming back
Neither is Harry's non-existent American sister
I'm filled with rage and I'm about to go on the attack
Over how totally non-canon these hookups are!
I'm reading too much fan fiction
Didn't these authors ever read about diction?
And if they reference the Internet one more time again
I'm gonna have to put 'em into serious traction
I know that you miss the series
And how you feel like they became your friends
But I gotta tell you one thing, Miss Mary Sue
I never had a problem with how their story ends!
I'm reading too much fan fiction
Didn't these authors ever read about diction?
And if they reference the Internet one more time again
I'm gonna have to put 'em into serious traction
Or at least to me it sort of feels that way
Now I'm starting to get things confused again
I think that maybe I oughta take a break
Now which book did Hermione hook up with Snape in?
Or was it with George and Lee Jordan?
I think it was right after Harry decided to
Turn into a phoenix and a jillion other animals
I'm reading too much fan fiction
Didn't these authors ever learn about diction?
And if they reference the Internet one more time again
I'm gonna have to put 'em into serious traction
I'mma punch the next author right in the throat
Who hooks Ginny up with that jackass Malfoy
One idiot even had them piloting a boat
'Cause of course that's what all Hogwarts grads do!
Sirius is dead my friends, and he ain't coming back
Neither is Harry's non-existent American sister
I'm filled with rage and I'm about to go on the attack
Over how totally non-canon these hookups are!
I'm reading too much fan fiction
Didn't these authors ever read about diction?
And if they reference the Internet one more time again
I'm gonna have to put 'em into serious traction
I know that you miss the series
And how you feel like they became your friends
But I gotta tell you one thing, Miss Mary Sue
I never had a problem with how their story ends!
I'm reading too much fan fiction
Didn't these authors ever read about diction?
And if they reference the Internet one more time again
I'm gonna have to put 'em into serious traction
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from The Muggle Spell Theory,
released April 20, 2012
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The Muggle Spell Theory is an 80's synth pop meets modern rock wizard rock band. That's it in a nutshell.
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Apr 2012
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